[Bowie on stage, making spectacles with his fingers, text “new glasses.”]

[A turkey-shaped object that may or may not be made from the congealed blood of the innocents, text “festive meals.”]

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[Nicky Wire on stage, doing a high lunge in a short skirt, text “lunges.”]

Remember to stretch thoroughly before fucking up the gender binary!

[Blixa Bargeld in a straw hat with veil, text “the perfect hat.”]

[Cab Calloway checking his coiffure in a mirror, text “impeccable hair.”]

[A lioness wearing a bloody facial mask, text “spa day.”]

[Siouxsie gesturing towards a blindfolded Robert Smith, text “dangerous little games.”]

[Members of the Gulabi Gang in their trademark pink saris and brandishing big sticks, text “taking no shit.”]

Readers intrigued by these most *~***gIrLy***~* of badasses would be well-served by checking out the Gulabi Gang’s website.

[Johnny Slut and his keyboard, caption “piano recitals.”]